The Brave Men of GZ were super deeeeep tonight. One long-time listener was harping on the Jew Word Order nonsense; as if Anglo-Saxons are immune from performing nefarious actions against humanity. Oy vey! Had a lot of “vaccines are no bueno” calls. Ron brought up the fact that Clyde freaked out at 8:42pm tonight due to no calls. After we huddled and said, “go team!” the phones rang off the hook and all was well in GZland once again. Ye of little faith…

The tri-kooks kicked it off with the poignant questions: Are we more xenophobic against Asian Americans now or is it yet another spin by the mainstream media? Hmmm…Chinese food is still the bomb! Clyde then proceeded to take the remaining calls – one dude from Kentucky was inquiring why there were no more Rondo Mondo food pics on his FlakeBook page. Clyde said it was because he ran out of cat litter. We concluded with brief discussion about some silly legislation in Utah whereby some conservative folks want to prohibit the viewing of porn on electronic devices along with not touching or manipulating your naughty regions in certain locales. Oh my!

The 4 Horsemen of the Zombie Apocalypse talk about the demise of Neo-Liberal Intellectualism and suddenly, transition to Transgenderism. And then for our final call, Clyde chit chats with a Massachusetts millionaire about the horrors of smart meters scanning the bar codes of canned goods. The chap was somewhat dismayed with the prior profanity-laced convo but Clyde assured them we were no longer on the airwaves and that we had permission to say nasty things for 30 minutes.

It was the 3 guys plus 1 Liam. Wes and Liam talked about gaming stuff but Ron had reservations because of the idolatry factor. Last call was a guy who tooted his own horn with magnificent skill. It ended with a flurry of FUs because Clyde had a board malfunction – oh well!

The studs of late night radio had a flurry of left-over calls, climaxed by Lydia from Green Bay, WI who said just say NO to the foul odor of meth and NO to stinky and cheesy chicken ass. Oh, and to have hope even if you’re not raptured. Amen.

We talked about Pi Day on March 14 so we consumed 2 pies on March 12. And then there was deep discussion about Dutch Ass Apple Pie from an episode of Better Call Saul.

Full house with the usual suspects plus Liam and Andrew. Consensus is that Arby’s is poop sprinkled with secret sauce. We then took a few calls and ended with Godzilla versus King Kong discrepancies concerning scale of characters.

The GZ crew goes all over the map talking about migraines, video games, a coming 90 inch snow storm in Colorado, and places they would like to move to.

The GZ crew talk about a myriad of riveting topics: Senile Joey B., Tipsy Nancy P., rectum rodents of the Armageddon, and so much more!

It was those 3 guys plus 1 Bill. We did an abridged karaoke singing “They call me DR. HELDORE…I am the doctor of hell’s door, calling Dr. Heldore!!!” And then we got silly with nonsensical chit chat. So what’s new, ay?

Clyde, Wes, and Ron talk about starlets that made us highly stimulated as adolescents. Breaking news! More gunfire in NE Portland! Oh, and we talked about the myriad of raw meat delicacies we consumed.

Clyde starts off with a story about a chick who wanted to bang him but he was scared of her. Turns out, she ended up murdering someone. Close call! Then we talk about moving out of this crappy state. Hey Texas, do you have a big house for the GZ crew?

The men of GZ talked about some TV series called DEBRIS as Clyde gave them a whopping 1/2 percent rating. Then, there was brief discussion about Ron’s old steam punk jeans that were super gay. Finally, the conversation turned who would win in a head-to-head fight: Star Wars or Star Trek? That is all…over and out.

Clyde talked about a news story of a chap who had a fetish for arse train dining. Then, the studs talked about finishing the Maury Island documentary with much commentary about the Clyde injury. And then finally, Clyde talked about Grover’s Mills, NJ where he had a grand time doing a documentary about the World’s Greatest Hoaxes.

Clyde was talking about the Andy Kaufman conspiracy when Wes introduced his sidekick, Bill, for their upcoming podcast ConspiraFacts. Oh, and we solved the Lady Gaga-me-with-a-spoon dog napping fiasco.

The GZ crew talked about what the grossest thing we ever ate. Then, the discussion turned into geoduck penis envy. Go figure.

It’s the Clyde, Wes and Ron after show! Please proceed with caution.

Wes plays a few gay birthday songs for Clyde and then Clyde talks with a caller about former Admiral Del Farney who was exposing UFOs in the 60s and in a “tranzy” dimensional reality, he was a kid’s cartoon show host who played some “questionable” cartoons – it involved cross-dressing cartoon characters. That is all…

Wes and Clyde act like adolescents by asking SIRI to say nasty words. Then, we all get into a debate about “movie spoilers.” We conclude about people in the entertainment industry we almost scored with.